Monday, January 7, 2008

Guys & Dolls


Creep-y:
1.
having or causing a creeping sensation of the skin, as from horror or fear: a creepy ghost story.
2.
that creeps: a creepy insect.
3.
Slang. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a person who is a creep; obnoxious; weird.

Number three applies to this little documentary.....Guys & Dolls dives into a world where men develop relationships with human like dolls. A must see for 08, a canidate for both the golden globe and oscar! A must see for anyone who is thinking about ending there long term relationship. Here are some great little quotes:


"I'm currently living with my parents. I think what my father finds really difficult about my relationship with SheShawn is that she's not "alive," you know, she's not a "human being." Sometimes the best times with her are when we're not having sex, but just lying next to her and appreciating her, especially in the really early daylight, with her regarding me and me doing the same back."

"Sometimes I wake up at 3:00 am with a raging hard-on. I can just go in the garage, get a doll, and go at it. You can't do that with a real woman. She's a person, she has a mind, you have to ask.....and she has a right to say no."

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Hot Chicks With Douche Bags...


We've all been there, seen that sexy ass chick with a douchebag(commonly seen at Chicken-Fil-A ordering waffle fries). Theres no denying the appeal of a Douchebag, shiny teeth, spiked hair, your little brothers muscle tee, the aroma of Drakkar, techo music blaring from a lifted truck, the nautical star tattoo, hair longer than your grandma's, shirtless in church, Bono's sunglasses, sweatier than Karl Malone, that dam bandanna, bling swinging, lips pouting, and greasy foreheads. Douchebags pervade our culture and its time to take a stance. Legendary douche bags Richard Grieco(21 jumpstreet), Don Johnson( his name speaks for himself) and Paul Hogan (everywoman loves an Austrailian Accent) seemed harmless. Not so in today's world, from your daughter's highschool to the your neighborhood dive bar. These guys are bumping and grinding hot chicks with their denim cocks at your local club. It's time to fight back, hopefully this site will educate you about the dangers of douchebaggery. Hide your girlfriends, wives, daughters, grandmothers and aunties. These guys are on the loose and they're horny!

HAPPY NEW YEARS

Wuddup 2008? Been a minute, but I've been grinding to the bone trying to get my entrepreneur on. The grindz tough, but I hate working for other people/institutes, so as long as I can be indy, I will.

I don't believe in resolutions because why wait to do something that's better for you - DO IT NOW! Things I will do this year:

1) Watch the kids play lots of soccer
2) Go to Costa Rica again (to watch soccer :))
3) Go to a professional boxing match
4) Play a poker  tourney in a casino
5) Stress about being too busy
6) Hire 10 employees
7) Take December '08 off

What are ya'll going to do in '08?